there’s seemingly nothing that skeeves out your BFF like when you pass back the bowl and there are some… ~romantic traces~ of your lipstick leftover.
some people (who should date me) think lipstick marks are sexy and cute, but WHATEVER i guess not everyone wants secondhand urban decay on themselves. understandable.
urban decay vice in naked
this one i wear every day, and the shade is literally ‘naked’ so when your friends point out that there is ‘ew, lipstick’, you can deny deny deny, because ‘it’s a nude lipstick, duh. it’s like, invisible.’
palladio in rose bud
don’t do this. sticky red lipstick. this is from my courtney love babydolls + cardis to the office phase. i was in the middle of the kashdashian style 4 month blonde-ing so my hair was this caramel macchiato brown color.
the trick for this to not come off on your bowl is to smear it almost off with all the receipts you can find in your jeep, over your lunch break.
then just reapply it when you’re done taking a few hits. you can use this tactic with your favorite shade of lipstick that’s totally gonna get on your bowl anyway. maybe eventually it will melt in your car.
baby lips in quenched
this one REALLY! IS! INVISIBLE! … except for the sticky residue and the sexy beach baby ‘sun tan lotion but sweeter’ smell. cat hair might stick to your bowl after this.
so there you have it babes, three ways that the bowl issss… still gonna be kinda weird after you put your goddesslike lips on it, whatever, GIRL POWER!